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"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”


wrrench:

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

OH YEAH

THIS WAS A 2AM POST




fratboybucky:

lucithor:

Stop for a moment to consider Steve talking to Bucky and comparing his height pre- and post-serum, saying “I guess you gotta look up to me now, huh?”

And Bucky replying “I always looked up to you, kid.”

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bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.



kayleekhemical:

girl-in-the-band25:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

All the time.

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me on the drive to school





  • me: hey i like this thing it's pretty cool
  • tumblr: here's a list of 247 reasons with 2 paragraphs each on why that thing is awful and you need to stop enjoying yourself

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face







hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level





Karen Gillan as Nebula





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fricklock:

teen-tltan:

penispolice:

im so confused

every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.

my teacher walked by when i reblogged this and he screamed