lets play a game, guess what im eating
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I
accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.
LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT
Nail polish remover, sweetie.
Well okay I found some luckily
let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.
they are here to learn from the professionals.
I bet adam isn’t on there
im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor
it’s a simile
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.
His face OMG…
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.